light 'em up

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When you're dancing to music:

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:07:43 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

and you think you’re all sexy and have badass moves like:

But in reality you’re like:

inseptica: shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:06:53 -0400

inseptica:

shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all

white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:06:33 -0400

white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

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justmiraa: growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:05:43 -0400

justmiraa:

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

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Tue, 21 May 2013 01:05:18 -0400

internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:05:12 -0400

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

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mojosodope178: lookin at cho girl like

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:04:09 -0400

mojosodope178:

lookin at cho girl like

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Tue, 21 May 2013 01:03:43 -0400

arcticfox48: indestructibilitea: wonkasfirstshop: out-of-thi...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:59:58 -0400

arcticfox48:

indestructibilitea:

wonkasfirstshop:

out-of-thisworld:

OMG HAHAHA SHES THE SCIENCE TEACHER AT MY SCHOOL

WHAT MY BIOLOGY TEACHER HAS 17000 NOTES WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

OH MY GOSH MY SCHOOL HAS FINALLY ACHIEVED SOMETHING SEE THIS IS WHY SHE’S MY FAVOURITE TEACHER EVER OKAY

JDKGKGHJFG ALMOST 25K

that’s cool

initiala: A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:58:27 -0400

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:57:58 -0400

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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